Thursday, 15 September 2011


No its not the F***ing Euro again, its far worse.

Flatshire claim to be English cricket champions, the first time since the last great depression. And not only that, Gods Men from Gods own county are being requested to pop down a division to help out with the general standard of cricket in the lower Shires.This at a time when "Englaland" are wining battles all over the known cricket world.

Eric Bloodaxe, who persuaded the Danish Vikings in the Kingdom of Jórvík to accept ECB rule would be spinning in the great hall of Valhalla at the thought of the Norse traitors in the lowlands in the West of the Kingdom could be so insulting of our good name as to even think of such an act of "flyting". Many "hölmganga" are sure to follow now as we enter a age of war. Its all going to go off "berr-serkr" I predict the breakup of the kingdom.

Its a sign from the Gods that the the Saga of Thor is available on DVD next week.

Cattle die and kinsmen die, thyself too soon must die, but one thing never, I ween, will die, The doom on each one dead.

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