Monday, 8 November 2010

Google War

You just know it dont you, one day you will wake up and the bullets will be flying over Google maps not being quite right. I wonder if war will be declared on facebook?

"I am speaking and live blogging to you from the Cabinet Room Hub at 10 Downing Street. This morning, the British Ambassador in Berlin Tweeted the German government a final tweet, stating that unless their Facebook page was updatd by 11 o'clock that they were prepared at once to withdraw their troops from Poland, a state of war would exist between us.

I have to tell you now that no such update has been received via their RSS news feed, and that consequently this country is at war with Germany…

The situation in which no tinyURL given by Germany's ruler could be trusted and no people or country could feel itself safe, has become intolerable. And now we have resolved to finish it, I know that you will all foto-blog with geo-tags your part with google maps…

May God bless you all. And may He defend our google page rankings, for it is evil things that we shall be fighting against,check wikipedia! – brute force, bad faith, injustice, oppression and persecution; and against them I am certain that right will prevail and be updated and synced in due course"

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