Tuesday, 14 April 2009

Where is Gordon?

Do we still have a Prime Minister? No sight or sound all day? is he in the Drowning Street Bog thinking if he gets a Portuguese water dog the country will love him again? or has he fled like Ceausesu?

Toddlers disappear behind the sofa when they know they have done something wrong, maybe Browns nappy needs changing, its very distressing for infants to stand around in a bag of shit all day.

I am concerned for his well being, even lying toss pots like Gorgon have rights. I think I should contact No10 and inquire about his well being.

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