Apparently Tony Blair (straight kinda guy) is going to be President of the EU.(when is the election?) You could not make it up.
Will our honest MPs be asking the blessed Tone to give up his pension like Freds? I guess not, failure is OK if you are a politician.
I am not sure if I am living in a dictatorship or a Madhouse? I am going for a lay down.
WHICH reminds me of one of the best speeches in the Commons ever!